Science. Logic. Reason.

Polymath, Technology Executive, Visionary, Software Engineer, Designer, Astrophysicist, Part-Time Cat Model.
(Paris, London, New York & Milan)

A multi faceted computer scientist in a wide variety of financial technology domains who has worked for AAA international companies for decades. Lateral thinker with a passion for invention, solving problems and creating elegantly simple solutions.
Finance, IBK, OPS, Trade Floor, HR, Research, (EMEA, US)

  • Email: contact<@>danielkobayashi.com
  • Phone: Message Me
  • Agency: Message Me
  • City: London, UK

Writer covering all aspects of existence from the creation of the gregorian/julian calendaring systems, particle confinement using Eigenvalues as value of energy (if we use quantum orbits as a harmonic oscillator), using the metric & stress-energy momentum sensor with the Friedmann–Lemaître–Robertson–Walker Metric & Freidmanns/Einsteins Field equations to map 4 dimensional spacetime into a mathematical framework, and how to make the perfect tuna cheese toastie.

Digit Span/Articulatory/Phonological Loop (Avg 7)

Speech Rate wpm
(avg 150)

Reading Rate wpm
(Avg 300)

IQ percentile






Games Design




Quantum Physics

Science Fiction

Classic Cars






Biography (Not true))

Daniel Augustus Lemenuel Edgar Kobayashi was born in Patagonia, London, to goat herder and financial analyst John William, "The glass is half full", Ferrell and Mollie Elizabeth, "Just don't go there", King. He has three brothers, Paul, Chris and Robert.

Kobayashi is known for his acting roles in comedy films, documentaries and as a part time stunt walker for Keanu Reeves. He is most well known for his top ten singles, "I have no idea what I am doing here, I just came to fix the PC" and the follow up single, "No seriously, I'm not a singer, someone just called me to fix the PC, why are you recording me?" As well and the international hit single "I am trapped in a recording studio, please let me out." Kobayashi has won numerous awards and was included in the Forbes Celebrity 100 list in 2020 and was named People's Magazine "Sexiest twins alive", with his brother and comedian, Paul Rudd.

After attending St Johns High School in Clapham, Kobayashi attended Oxford university, Gladstone college, majoring in Latin, Greek and Stunt Walking. It was here he would meet his comedic partner, Bill Hader, and the two would go on to forge successful comedic careers at Saturday Night Live and The Red lion at 49 parliment St. Kobayashi decided to keep his hand in the technology sector as a backup in case, as he put it, laughter is the best medicne but technology is worth two in the bush.

Kobayshi has had a successful career in entertainment starring in films such as What are you staring at? (2001), Why is everyone filming me? (2002), Anchorman, the forgotten years (2008), Thor's got an even bigger hammer and this time it glows (2014), starring with his younger brothers, Chris Hemsworth and Robert Downey Jr.

He has received several Emmys for his radio and on broadway work, for the series "Cats!, Cats, CAAAAAAATS?" and his hit one man show "Street Lamp" highlighting the unfair treatment of the worlds street lamps.

Kobayashi was born without a head and often cites this as the key to his success. On the matter he said. "...."

I have never met this man before in my entire life.

Will Ferrell

American actor and comedian

He's such a lovely boy, he was a nightmare though, as when he was born he was a fully grown man.

Mollie Elizabeth King

English pop singer, songwriter and radio presenter

One of the most genuine human beings I have ever met. My brother, my twin, my rock.

Paul Rudd

American actor and comedian

Our European correspondent for over 2 decades. The bon vivant of the news scene. I have no idea what that means.

John Stewart

American comedian, writer, producer, director

Curriculum Vitae, Resumé

Global Infrastructure => HP iLO


Daniel Kobayashi

Described as a natural born leader, a jack of all trades and expert of many. I am a highly skilled individual who can turn his hand to anything from managing global projects, building datacentre servers, to training users on best practices to prevent SARS infection. I can also communicate effectively with all levels of the business.
For security and confidentiality please contact me for detailed C.V.

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At 15 years old was Managing Director of two companies, won awards, wrote a book on hacking covering modem technologies such as Quadrature Ampluture Modulation, Differential Frequency Phase Shift Keying, and Trellis Coded Modulation

Professional Experience

Vice Presidient Technology EMEA, IT Director, Software Engineering Director, Professional Services Director, Software Engineer, Project Manager, Systems Analyst, 3rd Line Infrastructure, Desktop Support, Software Packaging

New York, London, Hong Kong, Singapore, Los Angeles, Vienna, EMEA (Berlin/Monaco/Thailand/Indonesia/Malaysia/China/Singapore/Japan/Korea)

  • Designed global infrastructure based on Cisco Call Manager, Cisco routers/ firewalls, Cisco IPT phones and Gigastack switches. This required extensive project management as well as detailed infrastructure methodologies managing 250+ staff.
  • Negotiated SLA (service level agreements) with vendors and internal departments required extensive legal and regulatory frame work experience.
  • Managed a team of internal software developers creating bespoke applications for global clients including full Business Analysis/Software Development Life Cycle. (Planning > Analysis > Design > implementation > Testing > Maintenance)
  • Managed multi million USD global development and deployment projects in 8 different countries.
  • Worked on multiple significant cases with the Financial Ombudsman, Information Commisioners Office, LAA, Energy Ombudsman, Serious Fruad Office, OFWAT, CCW, PHSO, Advertising Standards Authority, Civil and Criminal regulatory and investigative bodies.


In my opinion there is no single individual within Technology who is more knowledgeable and able. If there was a box beyond 'Far Exceeds Requirements' I would check it without hesitation.

Bank of America

Director EMEA

You ask Daniel to do 20% and every single time he will deliver 110%. Every time. I don't need to worry if he will do a good job, his work often becomes the company standard.

UK Government


Daniel's very high level of knowledge coupled with a strong tenacity mean that problems don't exist in his area for long. beyond that, he assists other teams with their problems, and is the unofficial expert to whom all roads in Technology lead.

Merrill Lynch


60% of the time, it works every time....That doesn't make sense.

Brian Fantana, Ron Burgundy,

TV News Anchor


Project Management/Managment:

  • Contracts, Torts, Negligence
  • SLA
  • Business/Functional/Systems Analysis
  • Interdepartmental Presentation and Communication to CEO/CIO/CTO
  • Mentoring
  • Entire office creation:
    • Physical building purchase
    • Infrastructure: Power, security, networking,
    • Infrastructure: HVAC, CCTV, Lighting, Waste, Facilities and Maintenance
    • Disaster Recovery
    • Business Continuity Planning
    • Budgeting/Cost assessments/
    • Office wide technology upgrades/Rollouts
    • Cycber Security
    • PABX/Voice/VOIP Telephone Systems
    • Time Management Checkin/Checkout
    • Help Desk systems implementation
    • Software/Developement Version control
    • Payroll Systems

Artificial intelligence:

  • Model Training
  • Stable Diffusion
  • Comfy/UI


  • Windows XP/NT/2000/10/11
  • OSX/MacOS
  • Linux Ubuntu/Red Hat/Suse


  • Windows 2003/200X/201X/202X Server
  • Windows Advanced Server
  • Novell

Application Servers:

  • MS Exchange
  • Active Directory / DNS
  • MS ISA
  • Citrx XP Metaframe
  • Merant PVCS
  • Terminal Services / RDP
  • Norton Antivirus Suite

Call Logging/Change Control Server:

  • Remedy AR


  • MS Office 265, 20XX
  • MS Office V.x.
  • Crystal reports
  • Libre/Open Office X.0

Market Data:

  • Hexagon
  • Bloomberg
  • Reuters
  • Pagepool


  • Oracle Applications (AP- CM)
  • MS Access
  • MySQL
  • Ms SQL


  • User Req./Functional Req
  • Manuals/Guides


  • Installshield 5
  • Wise Package Studio
  • VMWare Workstation/ ESX/GSX Server
  • ORCA
  • Unicenter /RC/SD/AM/AV
  • Winstall/Ghost /Partition Magic/Lilo

Web Servers::

  • Apache 1.3, 2+
  • MS IIS
  • BEA Web Logics.
  • HCL/Lotus Notes/Domino.
  • IBM Websphere


  • Cisco PIX/Call Manager
  • 3Com Switches
  • HP/Compaq Server
  • Dell Servers
  • Checkpoint FW/VPN
  • TCPIP/Routers


  • Arcserve
  • Veritas Netbackup

Web Programming:

  • PHP
  • CSS
  • Javascript
  • CGI\Perl

Cyber Security:

  • Penetraton and Intrusion Testing
  • Hardware and Software Firewalls
  • Crptogrpahyand Authentication Protocols
  • Risk Management


  • C++
  • Java
  • XNA
  • OOD
  • UML
  • Figma

3D Design:

  • 3D Studio Max
  • Lightwave
  • Blender
  • Maya
  • Vue

3D Programming:

  • HL/SL/Shaders

2D Design::

  • Photoshop
  • In Design
  • Illustrator

Level Design:

  • UnrealEd
  • Hammer
  • ID

Home Automation:

  • Home Assitant
  • RTL_433
  • HVAC
  • MQTT
  • ESP32


  • Premier
  • Storyboarding
  • Camera (DV, DVCAM)
  • Editing
  • ADR/Voice
  • Photography


  • Editing
  • Fiction
  • Non-Fiction


My Services

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Examples of My Work

  • All
  • Writing
  • Technology


Hydrogen Transition Lines


Our Observable Universe


Stellar Comparison


Solar System Size


Our Frame Of Reference


Electron Orbits

Quantum Mechanics

Photo Electric Effect


General Relativity Derivation of the Friedmann Equation



Astrophysics - Geology



Rydberg Formula

Technical Documents

User Requirements Specifications

Document Control Sheet

Document Control Sheet

Technical Documents

Client Specificatons

Project Management

Project Plan

Project Management

Network Rollout

Project Management

Budgeting and Costing Analysis


Contact Me

My Address

London, UK

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Call Me

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